Act one. Scene one. Take one.

Hi there, we’re Orbic Architects and we’re here to tackle the intense scientific questions you all want to know such as ‘is it normal to see the toilet from my bed?’, ‘what colour tile should I choose for my roof?’ and ‘how big is too big for a kitchen?’. We would also like to approach the never before asked aloud; ‘is my house ugly?’, and to that, we’d never reply yes.

Got your attention? Good. The above is not the point of this. Well not entirely. We want to be relatable. To break down the jargon and be the fun-aunt link between the client and the architect. We want to prove architects don’t always walk around with our noses in the air (except past sewers), and we love a good glass of wine like the rest of you. So fill your glass if you aren’t at the office (or if you are – we really don’t judge) and take a read. If the first topic isn’t for you, keep going because you’ll find some good puns nestled amongst the hardcore facts we’re about to hit you with…